Squirt A 2016-17

[Tommy, The Bomber]

TeddyBear71, it is to early, but since you went there. Rumor has it that he was watching you guys practice and couldn't take it anymore. As they were rushing him out he can be heard yelling "That's Not Hockey"

[Bear71]

TeddyBear71, it is to early, but since you went there. Rumor has it that he was watching you guys practice and couldn't take it anymore. As they were rushing him out he can be heard yelling "That's Not Hockey"

That's funny, TTB.  Let's see how much you're laughing when you go 0 for December.

[Tommy, The Bomber]

Bear71, dont worry you guys will be 1-1 this month. But enjoy your hot streak of one game.

[Go Kings_26]

This weeks rankings and lines.  Predicting an upset TTB, sorry. 

Kings are still stronger than IDs but its really close, Kings have a poor showing against Wave and things will change (unless IDs have poor showing too).
Bears didn't impress in the win against Wave (Ont), they need to beat a top team.  This week is their chance and its against the hated EK Ducks!!!

Game of the week is Jr. Kings vs. Wave (Art).

Rank   Team
1   Wave-Art (1)
2   Jr Gulls
3   Jr. Kings
4   Ice Dogs (1)
5   Jr Ducks (2)
6   Jr Ducks (1)
7   Bears
8   Wave-Ont (2)

Jr Gulls vs. Wave-Ont (2)                  Jr Gulls by 7
Jr Ducks (1) vs. Ice Dogs (1)             Ice Dogs by 4
Bears vs. Jr Ducks (2)                       Bears by 1
Jr. Kings vs. Wave-Art (1)                 Wave(Art) by 2

Can someone do the math for me on these rankings?  Kings 2 wins/1loss against the Jr. Gulls; Kings 2 wins/1 loss against wave.....Kings ranked lower than both.....huh?

[Tommy, The Bomber]

Go_Kings 26 and Goalie_dad, I'm interested to see if the ranking changes if the Kings beat the Wave. Also I was curious why the Ice Dogs weren't ahead of the Kings since they beat them last week. It's an interesting ranking.

[Just Saying]

This weeks rankings and lines.  Predicting an upset TTB, sorry. 

Kings are still stronger than IDs but its really close, Kings have a poor showing against Wave and things will change (unless IDs have poor showing too).
Bears didn't impress in the win against Wave (Ont), they need to beat a top team.  This week is their chance and its against the hated EK Ducks!!!

Game of the week is Jr. Kings vs. Wave (Art).

Rank   Team
1   Wave-Art (1)
2   Jr Gulls
3   Jr. Kings
4   Ice Dogs (1)
5   Jr Ducks (2)
6   Jr Ducks (1)
7   Bears
8   Wave-Ont (2)

Jr Gulls vs. Wave-Ont (2)                  Jr Gulls by 7
Jr Ducks (1) vs. Ice Dogs (1)             Ice Dogs by 4
Bears vs. Jr Ducks (2)                       Bears by 1
Jr. Kings vs. Wave-Art (1)                 Wave(Art) by 2

Can someone do the math for me on these rankings?  Kings 2 wins/1loss against the Jr. Gulls; Kings 2 wins/1 loss against wave.....Kings ranked lower than both.....huh?

I believe goalie dad also has a hand in the BCS rankings... as most are due to the eye test. Example: Ducks (1) are 1-6. They beat Wave (Ont) by 3. Bears are 2-5. They beat Ducks (1) and they beat Wave (Ont) by 5. So of course Ducks (1) are ranked higher than Bears. Because, you know, the eye test. 

All will be moot, though, when the Bears knock off the Lil' Tommy Bumblers and claim that 5th spot!!!  WHAT?!?!?!  Uh oh, here comes a TTB hot take!!!

[Tommy, The Bomber]

Just Saying, you don't need to worry about us. We will beat the Teddy Bears on Sunday morning. You can take that to the bank.

[Just Saying]

Just Saying, you don't need to worry about us. We will beat the Teddy Bears on Sunday morning. You can take that to the bank.

I will try... but I'm pretty sure the bank is closed on Sunday. Oh, sad face... 

[goalie_dad]

This weeks rankings and lines.  Predicting an upset TTB, sorry. 

Kings are still stronger than IDs but its really close, Kings have a poor showing against Wave and things will change (unless IDs have poor showing too).
Bears didn't impress in the win against Wave (Ont), they need to beat a top team.  This week is their chance and its against the hated EK Ducks!!!

Game of the week is Jr. Kings vs. Wave (Art).

Rank   Team
1   Wave-Art (1)
2   Jr Gulls
3   Jr. Kings
4   Ice Dogs (1)
5   Jr Ducks (2)
6   Jr Ducks (1)
7   Bears
8   Wave-Ont (2)

Jr Gulls vs. Wave-Ont (2)                  Jr Gulls by 7
Jr Ducks (1) vs. Ice Dogs (1)             Ice Dogs by 4
Bears vs. Jr Ducks (2)                       Bears by 1
Jr. Kings vs. Wave-Art (1)                 Wave(Art) by 2

Can someone do the math for me on these rankings?  Kings 2 wins/1loss against the Jr. Gulls; Kings 2 wins/1 loss against wave.....Kings ranked lower than both.....huh?

I believe goalie dad also has a hand in the BCS rankings... as most are due to the eye test. Example: Ducks (1) are 1-6. They beat Wave (Ont) by 3. Bears are 2-5. They beat Ducks (1) and they beat Wave (Ont) by 5. So of course Ducks (1) are ranked higher than Bears. Because, you know, the eye test. 

All will be moot, though, when the Bears knock off the Lil' Tommy Bumblers and claim that 5th spot!!!  WHAT?!?!?!  Uh oh, here comes a TTB hot take!!!

What quality wins do the Bears have?  Ducks (1) beat Kings in Thanksgiving tournament (and beat Ducks (2) in pre-season).  Comparing how many goals the Bears beat Wave (Ont) is not a good indication.  When Bears played Ducks (1) it was a one goal game that could have gone either way.

Like I said, Bears need a quality win, they beat Ducks (2) they will claim the 6th spot.

[goalie_dad]

This weeks rankings and lines.  Predicting an upset TTB, sorry. 

Kings are still stronger than IDs but its really close, Kings have a poor showing against Wave and things will change (unless IDs have poor showing too).
Bears didn't impress in the win against Wave (Ont), they need to beat a top team.  This week is their chance and its against the hated EK Ducks!!!

Game of the week is Jr. Kings vs. Wave (Art).

Rank   Team
1   Wave-Art (1)
2   Jr Gulls
3   Jr. Kings
4   Ice Dogs (1)
5   Jr Ducks (2)
6   Jr Ducks (1)
7   Bears
8   Wave-Ont (2)

Jr Gulls vs. Wave-Ont (2)                  Jr Gulls by 7
Jr Ducks (1) vs. Ice Dogs (1)             Ice Dogs by 4
Bears vs. Jr Ducks (2)                       Bears by 1
Jr. Kings vs. Wave-Art (1)                 Wave(Art) by 2

Can someone do the math for me on these rankings?  Kings 2 wins/1loss against the Jr. Gulls; Kings 2 wins/1 loss against wave.....Kings ranked lower than both.....huh?

It is their body of work.  Kings lost to Ducks (2) and Ice Dogs in season, also lost to Ducks (1) in Thanksgiving tournament.  According to my records, the Kings lost to Wave (Art) in regular season and beat Wave (Art) in preseason.  I give more credibility to a regular season win.  Also, while it is true they beat Gulls in regular season and NHL Cup its those loses to teams ranked below them that is keeping them in 3rd.

[goalie_dad]

This weeks rankings and lines.  Predicting an upset TTB, sorry. 

Kings are still stronger than IDs but its really close, Kings have a poor showing against Wave and things will change (unless IDs have poor showing too).
Bears didn't impress in the win against Wave (Ont), they need to beat a top team.  This week is their chance and its against the hated EK Ducks!!!

Game of the week is Jr. Kings vs. Wave (Art).

Rank   Team
1   Wave-Art (1)
2   Jr Gulls
3   Jr. Kings
4   Ice Dogs (1)
5   Jr Ducks (2)
6   Jr Ducks (1)
7   Bears
8   Wave-Ont (2)

Jr Gulls vs. Wave-Ont (2)                  Jr Gulls by 7
Jr Ducks (1) vs. Ice Dogs (1)             Ice Dogs by 4
Bears vs. Jr Ducks (2)                       Bears by 1
Jr. Kings vs. Wave-Art (1)                 Wave(Art) by 2

Can someone do the math for me on these rankings?  Kings 2 wins/1loss against the Jr. Gulls; Kings 2 wins/1 loss against wave.....Kings ranked lower than both.....huh?

I believe goalie dad also has a hand in the BCS rankings... as most are due to the eye test. Example: Ducks (1) are 1-6. They beat Wave (Ont) by 3. Bears are 2-5. They beat Ducks (1) and they beat Wave (Ont) by 5. So of course Ducks (1) are ranked higher than Bears. Because, you know, the eye test. 

All will be moot, though, when the Bears knock off the Lil' Tommy Bumblers and claim that 5th spot!!!  WHAT?!?!?!  Uh oh, here comes a TTB hot take!!!

If I had a hand in BCS rankings, USC would be in the college football playoffs, not that joke of a team Washington.   

[Just Saying]

This weeks rankings and lines.  Predicting an upset TTB, sorry. 

Kings are still stronger than IDs but its really close, Kings have a poor showing against Wave and things will change (unless IDs have poor showing too).
Bears didn't impress in the win against Wave (Ont), they need to beat a top team.  This week is their chance and its against the hated EK Ducks!!!

Game of the week is Jr. Kings vs. Wave (Art).

Rank   Team
1   Wave-Art (1)
2   Jr Gulls
3   Jr. Kings
4   Ice Dogs (1)
5   Jr Ducks (2)
6   Jr Ducks (1)
7   Bears
8   Wave-Ont (2)

Jr Gulls vs. Wave-Ont (2)                  Jr Gulls by 7
Jr Ducks (1) vs. Ice Dogs (1)             Ice Dogs by 4
Bears vs. Jr Ducks (2)                       Bears by 1
Jr. Kings vs. Wave-Art (1)                 Wave(Art) by 2

Can someone do the math for me on these rankings?  Kings 2 wins/1loss against the Jr. Gulls; Kings 2 wins/1 loss against wave.....Kings ranked lower than both.....huh?

I believe goalie dad also has a hand in the BCS rankings... as most are due to the eye test. Example: Ducks (1) are 1-6. They beat Wave (Ont) by 3. Bears are 2-5. They beat Ducks (1) and they beat Wave (Ont) by 5. So of course Ducks (1) are ranked higher than Bears. Because, you know, the eye test. 

All will be moot, though, when the Bears knock off the Lil' Tommy Bumblers and claim that 5th spot!!!  WHAT?!?!?!  Uh oh, here comes a TTB hot take!!!

What quality wins do the Bears have?  Ducks (1) beat Kings in Thanksgiving tournament (and beat Ducks (2) in pre-season).  Comparing how many goals the Bears beat Wave (Ont) is not a good indication.  When Bears played Ducks (1) it was a one goal game that could have gone either way.

Like I said, Bears need a quality win, they beat Ducks (2) they will claim the 6th spot.

Oh, I know, I know... we're all praying to our pagan gods for a Sunday miracle to ruin TTB's day. And 'tis the season of miracles...

[Tommy, The Bomber]

Just Saying, I see a lot of you knuckleheads want to see us lose on Sunday but I look forward to disappointing you guys this weekend. No miracle this Sunday. And Bear71 for Christmas I'm going to be giving you a lose.

[Bear71]

TTB, no need to wrap it or send it through Santa.  Hand delivery is fine (I'm sure you are familiar with that concept).  I'll be the good looking guy with the shit-eating grin on his face Sunday.

[Just Saying]

Crom,
I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good boys or bad. Why we won, or why we lost. All that matters is that the Bears stood against the Ducks. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant us one request:
Grant us revenge!
And if you do not listen,
then to HELL with you!