Well, well, well… look who crawled out from the Anaheim Ice dumpster and decided to rejoin the party! I was beginning to worry about you after last week’s mule kick to the apple sack! But I see that like the Walking Dead and Chlamydia, you will not go down easily!
Okay then… fasten your seatbelt, head down, grab your ankles… and BRACE FOR IMPACT!
First off, congrats on being “used to winning.†It must be SOOOOO hard to even play teams like us. I mean, only two more wins and you’ll actually equal OUR wins for the season! Yay! Way to go! Now… if you could only FOCUS all that winning for Sundays and you MIGHT win a BANNER one of these days! You know, banners are those big plastic things hanging from the rafters at the Toyota Sports Center that say CHAMPION at the bottom! They’re super fun to win! You should try it sometime!
You know what, though… I’m just being rude now. I’m a GIVING person. And I CARE for the kids. See, we have TWO CHAMPIONSHIP BANNERS on the season. So, if you’re nice… we might even LOAN you one! Heck, you can even take it back to that garbage hut you built with Rocket down by the LA River in Anaheim Hobo Village. It’ll help keep you both warm at night! But remember, it’s only a loaner… so I’m gonna need it back.
Regardless of your Championship shortcomings, congrats on your CAHA regular season win today. You’ve moved to the top of a three team playoff race… where ALL THE TEAMS QUALIFY! Good job! It’s just a shame your win couldn’t have come last week in the NHL Youth Cup… WHEN IT MATTERED!
Till next time, boys. Enjoy the loaner. But watch your tone… cause I WILL come down to Hobo Village and take back your blanket… or as I call it - MY CHAMPIONSHIP BANNER!
Cheers.